🔒 Matt's RPG Builder Privacy Policy 🔒

⚠️ TL;DR: We collect data but don't actually read your campaigns! 🤫

1. The "We Store Stuff But Don't Look" Clause

Yes, we store your data. But here's the kicker: we don't actually look at your campaign stuff. Your epic tales of heroic deeds, villainous plots, and that one character who keeps dying? Safe with us, unread and unjudged.

📚 YOUR CAMPAIGNS ARE LIKE BOOKS ON A SHELF - WE OWN THE SHELF, BUT WE DON'T READ THE BOOKS! 📚

2. What We Actually Collect (And It's Boring)

We collect some technical mumbo-jumbo to make the app work better. Here's the snooze-fest:

🖥️ Device Info: What browser you're using, screen size, OS (because apparently this matters?)

📊 App Version: Which version of our app you're running (we like knowing if you're up-to-date)

💾 Storage Patterns: How much space you're using in LocalStorage, SessionStorage, etc.

🧬 Loro CRDT Stats: Technical stuff about our fancy real-time collaboration system

⚡ Performance Metrics: How fast/slow the app runs on your device

🕒 Session Info: When you log in/out (but no personal details)

3. What We DON'T Collect

Surprisingly, there's actually quite a lot we don't collect:

Your campaign stories, character sheets, or dice rolls
Your real name, email, or any personal information
What you search for or what AI prompts you use
Your browser history or other websites you visit
Whether you prefer D&D 5e or Pathfinder (though we suspect it's 5e)

🎲 YOUR SECRETS ARE SAFER THAN A PALADIN'S VOW! 🎲

4. The "Data Retention" Spell

Your data sticks around until:

You delete your account (poof! Gone like a disintegrate spell)
We need to clean house (rare, like a TPK on an easy encounter)
The zombie apocalypse happens (in which case, data retention is the least of our worries)

🛡️ YOUR DATA IS PROTECTED BY MAGIC MISSILE BARRIERS! 🛡️

5. Cookies? What Cookies?

We use cookies, but they're the boring kind:

Session cookies (they forget you as soon as you leave)
Preference cookies (remembering your language choice)
No tracking cookies (we're not that creepy)

6. The "GDPR Compliance" Badge

We're GDPR compliant! If you're in Europe and want your data, just ask. We'll send it to you in JSON format, perfect for your next campaign's magic item properties.

🇪🇺 GDPR FRIENDLY - NO CONTINENTAL DRIFT REQUIRED! 🇪🇺

7. Children's Privacy (Because Apparently This Is Required)

If you're under 13, don't use this app. If you're a dungeon master with players under 13, that's between you and your conscience. We don't collect age data anyway.

👶 KIDS STAY OUT OF THE DUNGEON! (Privacy Edition) 👶

8. Changes to This Policy

We might update this policy. If we do something evil, we'll tell you. Probably.

9. Contact Us

Questions? Email us or send a magical message through the app. We're here to help, not to snoop.

🎯 YOU HAVE BEEN PRIVACY'D! 🎯

Last updated: Recently enough
Privacy policy written by: A paranoid wizard with trust issues