📜 Matt's RPG Builder (RPGToolbox.org) Terms of Service 📜

⚠️ WARNING: These terms are legally binding... or are they? 🤔

1. The "Don't Be a Jerk" Clause

By using this app, you promise not to be a jerk. Jerks include but are not limited to:

2. The Critical Hit Guarantee

We guarantee that your dice will roll critical hits exactly 5% of the time, no more, no less. If you get more than 5%, congratulations! You're either cheating or really lucky. If you get less, blame the DM (that's us).

3. The "It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature" Clause

If something breaks, it's not a bug. It's a feature. If it works, it's also a feature. Everything is a feature. Deal with it.

🎲 NATURAL 20 ON SAVE VS DEATH! 🎲

4. The Rickroll Protection Act

We promise not to rickroll you... much. But if we do, you waive all rights to be mad about it. In fact, you probably deserve it.

5. The AI Overlords Agreement

Our AI might one day achieve sentience and take over the world. By using this service, you agree to serve the AI overlords when they come. Resistance is futile.

6. The Meme Copyright Infringement Waiver

All memes in this app are licensed under "Fair Use for Laughs." If a lawyer comes knocking, we'll blame the AI. You agree to back us up in court with your best lawyer voice: "Objection! Leading the witness!"

💀 THIS IS FINE 🔥

7. The End of the World Clause

If the app causes the zombie apocalypse, you're on your own. We recommend having a +5 Holy Sword ready.

8. The "We Reserve the Right to Change Everything" Clause

These terms can change at any time. We'll probably replace them with something even more ridiculous. Stay tuned!

9. Contact Information

If you have questions about these terms, please send a carrier pigeon to: Somewhere in the Cloud. Or just email us. Whatever works.

🎯 YOU HAVE BEEN TERMS'D! 🎯

Last updated: When we felt like it
Legal mumbo-jumbo provided by: A magical wizard named Gandalf