📜 Matt's RPG Builder (RPGToolbox.org) Terms of Service 📜

1. The "Don't Be a Jerk" Clause

By using this app, you promise not to be a jerk. Jerks include but are not limited to:

• People who steal other people's campaigns
• Necromancers who spam the chat with "Rise, my minions!"
• Anyone who calls it "Dungeons & Dragons" instead of "D&D"
• That guy who always rolls for initiative first

2. The Critical Hit Guarantee

We guarantee that your dice will roll critical hits exactly 5% of the time, no more, no less. If you get more than 5%, congratulations! You're either cheating or really lucky. If you get less, blame the DM (that's us).

3. The "It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature" Clause

If something breaks, it's not a bug. It's a feature. If it works, it's also a feature. Everything is a feature. Deal with it.

4. The Rickroll Protection Act

We promise not to rickroll you... much. But if we do, you waive all rights to be mad about it. In fact, you probably deserve it.

5. The AI Overlords Agreement

Our AI might one day achieve sentience and take over the world. By using this service, you agree to serve the AI overlords when they come. Resistance is futile.

6. The Meme Copyright Infringement Waiver

All memes in this app are licensed under "Fair Use for Laughs." If a lawyer comes knocking, we'll blame the AI. You agree to back us up in court with your best lawyer voice: "Objection! Leading the witness!"

7. The End of the World Clause

If the app causes the zombie apocalypse, you're on your own. We recommend having a +5 Holy Sword ready.

7a. Recording Other People (Not a Joke)

If you use the Sessions feature to record a game, you are responsible for having the consent of everyone you record, and for following the recording laws where you and your players are (some places require everyone's consent). Don't record anyone who hasn't agreed to it, and don't use recordings or transcripts to harass anyone. See the Privacy Policy for how recordings are processed and how long audio is kept.

8. The "We Reserve the Right to Change Everything" Clause

These terms can change at any time. We'll probably replace them with something even more ridiculous. Stay tuned!

9. Contact Information

If you have questions about these terms, please send a carrier pigeon to: Somewhere in the Cloud. Or just email us. Whatever works.

Last updated: When we felt like it
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