By using this app, you promise not to be a jerk. Jerks include but are not limited to:
We guarantee that your dice will roll critical hits exactly 5% of the time, no more, no less. If you get more than 5%, congratulations! You're either cheating or really lucky. If you get less, blame the DM (that's us).
If something breaks, it's not a bug. It's a feature. If it works, it's also a feature. Everything is a feature. Deal with it.
We promise not to rickroll you... much. But if we do, you waive all rights to be mad about it. In fact, you probably deserve it.
Our AI might one day achieve sentience and take over the world. By using this service, you agree to serve the AI overlords when they come. Resistance is futile.
All memes in this app are licensed under "Fair Use for Laughs." If a lawyer comes knocking, we'll blame the AI. You agree to back us up in court with your best lawyer voice: "Objection! Leading the witness!"
If the app causes the zombie apocalypse, you're on your own. We recommend having a +5 Holy Sword ready.
These terms can change at any time. We'll probably replace them with something even more ridiculous. Stay tuned!
If you have questions about these terms, please send a carrier pigeon to: Somewhere in the Cloud. Or just email us. Whatever works.
Last updated: When we felt like it
Legal mumbo-jumbo provided by: A magical wizard named Gandalf